Cavemen don't eat muffins

Discussing what a couple of friends had said about whether they'll be Paleo for life ...

Kel:  So, they don't think you should try to make things that aren't Paleo Paleo, like muffins.  Kinda like making a tofu hot dog.

Marc:  I get it.  You shouldn't do that.  It's not like the cavemen were baking muffins.